When I hand out nutritious alternatives for Halloween such as apples and oranges…?
…should I just TP my own house and beat the kids to the punch?
POLL: Flood Lights & Sprinkler System or Release the Hounds?
36 Responses
Frank ‘Gri
24 May 2010
cel’s gian
24 May 2010
Yeah, you should save them the trouble and just do it yourself. You might think about giving yourself an atomic wedgie while you’re at it.
Release the hounds!
Nick
24 May 2010
LOL!!! great question.. i’m still laughing..
Sprinkler system all the way!!
Nick
Mizzenmast
24 May 2010
Yeah, or buy some body armor to inhibit fruit bruising
Flood lights and Sprinkler all the way
Helene
24 May 2010
Yes!
Your wasting your money on the fruit. The parents are just going to toss it out.
I have all three.
Tiger Lily
24 May 2010
yeah… don’t give kids fruit. If you worried about the nutritional value hand out little halloween toys or playdough or something.
more than just a
24 May 2010
yeah, don’t forget the shaving cream and silly string
Smithers, release the hounds
bball lover
24 May 2010
hahaha thts hilarious
sneha103096
24 May 2010
um yah no nutriiuos stuff
Baby Grrrl
24 May 2010
Yep…and kick your own azz while your at it..cause that is what you deserve
Dead!
24 May 2010
I remember the people gave me fruit for halloween. I vowed never to be like them.
Release the hounds.
ladyni
24 May 2010
lol v funny
the honds every time!
No Hero In Her S
24 May 2010
haha xD naah, just give’em what they want, sore stomachs and cavities.
flood lights and sprinker system!!! – i want to make them feel exposed >:]
P+S Princess.:)
24 May 2010
misewell.
and….sprinkler system!
Kristen
24 May 2010
yeah don’t piss off the fat kids!!!
flood lights and sprinkler system!!!
susieq drivin
24 May 2010
that is just wrong.
break out the chocolate…cheapskate
☻Confused_Crac
24 May 2010
Don’t forget to throw the eggs and water balloons at your door too! XD
Release the hounds!
I need less Cowb
24 May 2010
Well, as long as you’re going to TP yourself you should just hand out plastic fruit.
yaknowwhatimean?
24 May 2010
First of all, handing out things that are not individually packaged is kind of strange. Also, the sprinkler system would be a good option.
sharpeilvr
24 May 2010
Yes you might as well and use the sprinkler system…they could give the hounds treats and turn them on you.
Sacha (Reincarna
24 May 2010
You might as well give them Flintstone chewable vitamins, Fruit would be a waste.
Poll: Release the hounds. I’ll take photos.
Snizz
24 May 2010
yes and also don’t forget to throw eggs at your house!!!
you know for a small fee I can provide TP and eggs
Jenifer C
24 May 2010
I’m sure there parents won’t let them eat them anyways I guess there easy to poison, plus if you give them fruit i’m sure the fruit might just come back to you but through a window.
iluvtomkaulitz
24 May 2010
lolz do it all trust me there is nothing worse for a sugar addict than getting healthy crap for holloween!
ǝ11ǝıɹqɐb
24 May 2010
I was gonna had out dental floss and toothpaste
Release the Hounds
Crash Fu™
24 May 2010
So you have money for strip clubs, but you want to give ‘healthy’ (cheap) snacks to the kids…
Kids can smell a cheapskate from miles away.
Release the Hounds
indecisive
24 May 2010
yeeah!
I agree with some of the other people though… they are not going to eat the fruit.. especially since some of the parents are super super cautious and will think that you injected some kind of drugs into the fruit. you never know..
aaaaah.. sprinkler system !
I need more Cowb
24 May 2010
Better than a turd in saran wrap! Wait, I just got an idea!!!!
♥♥♥
24 May 2010
NO LET THE KIDS HAVE FUN.
GO TEEPEE YOUR NEIGHBORS!!!!!
I prefer strobe lights, but since that isn’t an option I would go for the sprinklers.
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hahaha.
Robert
24 May 2010
I say give the kids Red Bull energy drinks.
Release the hounds.
Wonder: Be Gentl
24 May 2010
Don’t forget to slash your own tires, egg all the windows, pour Gatorade on the cat, and light a paper bag filled with dog poo on your own front steps.
jrsygrl
24 May 2010
You might as well and I am so disappointed in you, I was looking forward to getting some of your candy, heavy sigh, Release the hounds
George
24 May 2010
If you hand out apples and oranges, expect most of them to end up on your house.
Good luck with that.
Lulu
24 May 2010
release the beast
Yokko
24 May 2010
RELEASE THE HOUNDS… they suffer more
dark bubble
24 May 2010
Do you remember last year? Your neighbors 2 houses down and across the street? How no one ever saw them again after Halloween.
They tried giving me a banana. Let’s not have another mysterious disappearance. I really like you.

I’m handing out raisins and toothbrushes.